She asked me what I thought the future would be like and I
answered her honestly.
We will live in a society where there will be no more
advertising.
No more advertising?
That’s
right. Once advertising reaches it
complete saturation point society, as a whole, will revolt against it and it
will be outlawed, completely.
How will
we know when advertising has reached its complete saturation point?
When you go to pay your respects to your
deceased loved ones and there is a scrolling screen on the headstone that reads
as follows:
Bill-May 6th, 1957 to April 30th, 2017. Bill was a veteran of The War on Drugs, The
War on Poverty, The War on Christmas, and the Terrorist Wars. He was a brave soldier who died with an
honorable credit score of 775. Bill
passed on his soul-crushing debt burden to his wife Jessica and their three, double
mortgaged, debt consolidated children. Did
you like Bill? Then you may also like
Ashley, Susan, Charles, or Nathan. This
headstone is eco-friendly and you should be too. Please recycle, Bill’s friends. This message was brought to you by
McWallyHAlXon Corp. Visit our website at
www.gooapplezon.com or like our
FaceBook page www.facebook.com/Profitissacred
Thank you for grieving with McWallyHalXon, proud sponsor of the White House. Bill ask that you remember him in the most
patriotic way possible, by taking a moment to repeat aloud and reflect on our
national motto, “You can never outspend someone else’s money, that’s the
governments job!” This message has been
approved by Divide & Conquer Defense Contractors Inc. Please take time to rate this grieving app. Then a choice of the appropriate emoticons
will appear on the touch screen for you to choose from (eggplant, fuzzy
peach, upside down disappointed cat face, and bigger blacker middle finger)
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