I have said it from the pulpit and I shall say it again, I,
like Jesus Christ, have never had a disparaging word to say about a slut. Many people seem to have taken issue with
this statement so It’s time we look to our biblical text to see the holy truth
of this statement.
Our first
example comes from John 8:1-11. “And the givers of the law and the Pharisees
brought before Jesus a woman caught in the act of being a slut. They said to Jesus, this woman is a slut and
the law says that she must be stoned. When
Jesus realized they weren’t talking about taking bong rips, Jesus said unto
them, ‘He here who does not like to get a piece of ass should chuck the first
rock.’” The sacred and infallible weather report of that day states clearly
that the air was rock free. Then Jesus
said to the woman, “Who here has condemned you? No one, she replied. I didn’t think so, said Jesus. You have any plans for later? You’re welcome
to come over to my place for some Netflix and water.” Then Jesus and I lived happily ever after, or
at least that’s how I remember it.
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