Showing posts with label President Trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label President Trump. Show all posts

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Dependable President Trump

There has been several news stories lately about the amount of extra money that has gone into the travel budget for President Trump.  In the spirit of the ole cloak and dagger, black ops mentality, that permeates the Trump presidency.  They have refused to disclose what all this extra money is being sent on.  However, here at the Wrong Hole Blog we have insider sources extremely close to the President himself, i.e., nursing staff who have leaked to us the exact nature of these extra expenses.
                As we all know President Trump is the oldest elected president in the history or the U.S., and even though he claims a fortune of billions, he cannot escape the slow and embarrassing march to the grave.  This includes his loss of bowel control.  Now this happens to lots of people as a natural part of the aging process and is nothing to be ashamed of, but in classic Trump brand style the President has really went over the top when it comes to taking care of this need. And this is where the added expense comes in.
                President Trump must have his Depends Adult diapers made to order for the Midas addicted Real Estate mogul.  All of his diapers come in the color gold but that is just the beginning.  He has the elastic waist band embossed with the Presidential Seal and then each separate pair is hand crafted with the wording of his choice. 
                Some of Trump’s favorite decals for the back panel of his diapers include the first amendment to the constitution: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”  These are usually his early morning diapers, the ones he wears while tweeting at 3am.  They are not his only custom style.  He also has different pairs that include the 3rd through the 10th amendments.  Our sources also say that on April 15th he exclusively wore the diapers with the 16th amendment on them.   We have also been told that he ordered his staff to have his next order of Depends include the Declaration of Independence, and many parts of the Constitution.
                The front panel of all his custom Depends are the same.  Just pictures of naked, under-age Russian prostitutes.  With a prostrate his size (It’s Yuge), he needs to use anything that helps him be able to go. 
                Now if we could just find a way that was as effective at containing the shit coming out of his mouth, the entire world would be a much safer place.  

Thursday, May 11, 2017

American Military Coup of 2017

“Right now we have an armada heading toward North Korea,” President Trump.  This statement by the current Commander In Chief was proven to be the opposite of true.  The armada in question was sailing away from North Korea.  This is actually a big deal.  All of the regular sources of American/World continuous advertising tried to make the case that this was just a gaffe.  There was even some discussion about this being a communication mix-up, or a statement that was true, just not when he said it.
                What was never once mentioned, as is corporate media policy, was the truth.  This was blatant proof of the successful military coup that has taken place in this country.  Let us consider the facts; the POTUS is the Commander-In-Chief of all American military operations.  This means that if he makes a statement about what the military is doing it better damn well be happening.  The military, American or otherwise, demands a rigid structure of chain of command that is to be followed unquestionably and to the letter of its orders.  For a member of the military to do otherwise is misconduct and if that soldier were to do the exact opposite of his order it would be an offense for which he would find him/herself, minus Toto, but very much in Leavenworth, Kansas.  Probably occupying Michael Vick’s old cell.  Yet this did not happen.
                When it was brought to the public’s attention that there was no armada sailing toward North Korea, and that the ships in question were actually sailing in the opposite direction only the President was said to be in the wrong.  The President’s public relations staff scrambled to provide an explanation of how the President was making an accurate statement.  Most of their explanations ran along the Magellan line of thinking, i.e. the ships were going to North Korea but they were circumnavigating the earth to get there.  Or, even less believable, they were sailing to North Korea by the usual maritime route of sailing around Australia first.  All woke folk know this is complete bullshit.
                The implications of a direct order from the Commander-In-Chief being defied in such an obvious manner have served to turn Trump from the President of the United States in the Parrot of the United States Military.  Hence, vis-a-vi, ergo, a successful military coup has taken place.  This direct and publicly acknowledged violation of a direct order is not the only proof that the military controls this once sovereign nation.  The fact that Trump’s often stated, and seemingly only attainable goal, is to increase military spending should have been seen as another white flag of surrender by civilian power. 
                This creep of insidious military control in our society has been going on for quite some time.  The undemocratic election of Parrot Trump is the culmination point of what has been a several decades long process.  The military’s momentum gaining power play was to convince the American people to declare a War On Drugs.  This came during height of the most recent age of American civilian protest against unwarranted and excessive military power.  Those profiting off of military operations realized that they could no longer openly engage against sovereign nation states with the compliance or complacence of the American public.  As a result they changed strategies.  They began classifying their military targets as consumable natural products, i.e. some drugs.  This lead to the creation of the paramilitary branch of government operating openly on American soil, the DEA. 
                Once the American public began to read about and see on TV, these military operations on American soil, and they accepted them unquestionably, in fact, encouraging them.  The military began to take its next step to militarize the law enforcement branches on the federal, state, and local level.  Any protest against this was silenced by the notion that this militarization of public services was necessary to win the war against inanimate, consumable objects, aka some drugs.
                The military did not have to change the time tested propaganda in order to gain support for this war.  They drew the battle lines as always and said ‘you are either with us or you are with the drugs!’  The well-oiled propaganda machine that has been up and running since the Second Great American Power Grab, continued to run as smoothly as ever.  In order to increase the fear needed to gain compliance from the general public, sensationalized horror stories became the common fodder of the news feeds.  Fear mongering, ambiguous claims about the stated enemy of this war were required reading in the public education systems.  As always, youth groups were organized to lead the fight for the hearts and minds of the people.  All the while being used as human child shields against any critique of the war effort.  This program was so successful that every public and private institution threw its full support into the war effort in hopes of getting a ticket aboard the money train.    
                Efforts to show the patriotism of the aforementioned institutions included, but was not limited to, the creation of drug free school and work zones.  This was a blatant lie, drugs were readily available in these places, but never free.  Mandatory drug testing for students, athletes and wage slaves became common and accepted practice.  The legal system, taking its cues from their military master’s, took full advantage of this war, and the profits came rolling in.  Profits, not only monetary, but also in the form of a lever of control to return semi-free citizens to their former position of absolute slaves.  Social and economic mobility became more and more restricted, while the marketing companies, as obedient entrepreneurs, sold simultaneously, the lure of glamourous disobedience and the false sense of security of blind obedience to all unwitting participants caught in this fabricated struggle. 
                The real military genius of this war wasn’t the age-old techniques applied to wage it, but rather the way in which it was declared.  By declaring a war whose battle lines are drawn by arbitrary economic restrictions of long used consumable goods, those waging it could keep the fighting going for the foreseeable future.  This is due to the fact that the enemy in this case cannot surrender.  Not unconditionally or otherwise.  An inanimate object, that is a naturally occurring plant in many cases, perpetuates the war simply by its very existence. 
                IT has taken well over 50 years, but the American citizens have begun to recognize the arbitrary nature of the battle lines in this conflict and have begun to challenge the long-established demarcation lines of the war zone.  In the future the war on drugs will come to an end.  Not because those waging it will be able to claim victory.  They never intended for there to be a victory.  The goal was endless and exponentially profitable warfare. 
                The military industrial complex saw that this war could possibly have an endpoint so they made sure to start another one.  This one will be much harder to ever end because it is a war on a feeling.  The feeling of terror.  The battle lines of this conflict are not only arbitrary they are also fluid.  Today’s terrorist will be tomorrow’s ally.  Anyone can and will be denounced as a terrorist on any grounds.  And anyone who stops being terrified will be called unpatriotic and moved automatically into the classification of a terrorist.  The same, you are with us no matter what we say or do, or you are an enemy combatant, black and white thinking, is being employed to wage this war. 
                This, no end in sight, ever expanding war, was giving a golden egg laying bird in the form of Parrot Trump.  He is Commander-In-Chief in name only.  He repeats was is told to him and he pushes for expanding the war on every front as he has been instructed.  This is what a military coup, stated or not, looks like.  Everyone born in the U.S, since 1970 has been born into a war-torn country.  Now that the military is firmly and unquestionably in control, this status will be expanded to include everyone on this planet. 
                The only way to stop the fighting is to stop the feeling.  If, we the people, want this conflict to end we must actively not engage in it.  This starts by looking in the mirror and not fearing what you see.  This comes from embracing the mortality of all things, including feelings, ideas, and power structures.  Only together, with concentrated and determined, mass disengagement from the front lines of this conflict we can force a surrender by those who profit from this conflict.  If we together change the definition of what is profitable, those to whom profit is sacred, will follow us instead of the other way around.